It Arrived

My luggage is here! My luggage is here!
Hooray! No more shampooing my hair with dish soap. No more shopping for cheap shirts at Wal-Mart. In fact, some I will even return. No more walking around in public without make-up and relying on my "natural" looks. No more granny panties! No more just sticking my feet in the hot tub. I can actually go in! No more looking like white trash with a black bra and white t-shirt.

I never thought I would be so happy to see my luggage!
Hip, hip....Hooray!!