Two of a Kind

On Sunday night, I bought a lemon pepper chicken at the store. I took off the white meat for the week and decided to let Kelly lick up what was left. She just started devouring everything until I took it away. I didn't think much of it.

Monday afternoon I came home to find some interesting brown spots on the dining room rug! I looked at her, and said, "If you're going to vomit, can you at least wait until we are outside, or can you do it on the linoleum floor like I do when I'm too drunk?? She gave me a guilty face that said, "I couldn't help it..." After using spot remover, wipes and carpet freshener, it came out pretty well. When I was done, I went to lay down on my bed, and she cuddled up next to me. I think it was her way of apologizing.

I really can't be angry. It is partly my fault for letting her devour chicken scraps, which I have never done. And, I have vomited in some pretty interesting places back in the day, so I can relate.